Lots of Literary Laughs

Did you see that alliteration? Nice work hey? I'm rather proud. Ok, moving on.

Yoh yoh yoh, but i do love a good laugh every now and then, i mean, more than the next person. I am a serial laugh-seeker. I laugh relatively easily so i am always a little cautious when i suggest funny things to people in fear that they actually are not that funny and i am going to look like a tosser for recommending it.

I am throwing caution to the wind with this one. Also, i got the link from my older my sister (who's opinion i generally trust and she says it is funny, so my ass is covered). McSweeney's Internet Tendencies is a funny, funny thing. Funny in a clever way that pisses you off because you didn't think to say/write it first. Funny in a way that makes you want to ask whoever is reading it to you to please please stop, i cant breathe.

The short imagined monologue by comic sans is possibly the funniest (shit, didnt check that with my sister, oh well. Blame me there.) so read that one. I nearly urinated.

Noddy Badge to all the writers of McSweeney, you flipping legends.

Peace out yo.

Song + ears = memory

You know when you hear a song and it makes you think of a really cool time or a specific person that you love? I really enjoy that feeling, even if it sometimes makes you sad and makes you want that person or that time. It is kind of cool that something written by a complete stranger can make you feel so strongly and have such a profound impact on you. Also that whoever wrote it has no idea that you are forming memories and feelings around their words.

This is a general noddy badge, for a whole lot of songs and for a whole lot of memories and feelings that they bring up.

So while you try to make things Tessellate by the Seaside while Waiting for the 7:18 because the person you have Oncall is on his way, give a noddy badge to all of your thought songs.

Peace out in the free world.

xxx

I'm Here

Spike Jonze has always kind of been a hero of mine. His music videos are awesome and his feature films are pretty damn cool too. But this one is mos def one of my favourites. Love in an absolute world? I kind of like the sound of that. Also, the webpage rocks so that designer gets a noddy badge too.

But Spike, you deserve one for just being cool in general but this short film right here tipped the scale for me. So here is a noddy badge for you. Congratulations.

Piece.

This Guy

O, so ages ago i was at a concert and my friends and i spotted this guy from far away and being the little stalkers that we were when we were young, naive little creeps, we track this poor guy down. So i pose for this ridiculous picture while my friend takes it over my shoulder of this unsuspecting bloke.

Looking back on this occasion, i always thought that it was severely embarrassing that we did such a thing. But now, when i think about it logically, we were kind of cool. In a sneaky, sleuthy kind of way, like Harriet The Spy. Also, we got so much enjoyment out of it. Also, this guy is really REALLY hot, yes? Yes!

So this is a double whammy today. Two Noddy Badges. Two times the badge, two times the party. The first goes to groups of girls who are supersneaky but also superfun and who dont give a shit if they look like loserfaces. Nice work lovelies. Badge number two goes to this guy. Whoever you are, clearly you like OK GO and Fokoffpolisiekar. Also, you have cool hair and you made us happy so there. Good job. Congrats. Who ever you are.

Alex

All the people that i know with the mane Alex are equally awesome. Just like Dan is a hot name, Alex is a cool one. Male or female, if you are called Alex, you are cool in my books, it is like it is a birth-given right or something. So call your kids Alex.

They have great taste in music, they dress coolly, they take regular showers. Pretty much everything i like in a friend. It has, in my circle of friends become known as "the X factor". We are all pretty sure that this unconditional coolness springs from that final letter, there is just something about a two syllable name that ends in X.

X marks the spot guys, so to all the Alex's out there, big ups to you guys, you rock. Here is a Noddy Badge for you. Enjoy it.

Peace.

Take the dive.

There is nothing quite like a really bad stage dive. Really and truly. When that person puts there life in the hands of thousands of unwilling strangers and they feel no shame whatsoever in dropping said person ON THEIR FACE...the world is not a just place but man oh man is it funny.

Now, i am not a masochistic maniac but i am perfectly able to find the humor in this kind of situation. When people who choose to do stupid, really really fun stuff and it just epically fails, it is really quite satisfying. So to all the stupid ass holes out there who risk their necks and faces so that all of us can have a good fat laugh at your expence. Thank you. Noddy Badge for you, loser.

xxx

Zoo Lake

I live the perfect distance from the perfect lake. Past spar for a Super M and then round the lake. Kudos to the ducks, the toxic-waste-green water and the mysterious fountain in the middle. And the noddy badge goes to Zoo Lake. awesome.

To a Crisp.

On saturday the 27th of March Joburg Burning hit us all with all of its mighty force. Five venues, 33 of South Africa's finest bands and hundreds of Joburg teenagers all looking for a party. It was i night to remember, truly one for the books. The streets of old Melville were flooded with skinny jeans, freshly lit cigarettes , black all stars, hair dye and waist belts. Conversations between friends were shouted across the oblivious traffic, car guards mingled with the indie masses outside Paul's tavern and Roxy's and the rock bar (just dont have the heart to use its given name) overflowed on to the crowded streets. The activity on main road spidered out into Wesdine and Richmond as we all lost hope with the promised shuttles and prepared to trek to Back 2 Basix and The Bo. A group of kids walked past me singing Sho Shaloza on the way to Rock Bar. Anything could happen and everything did.

Apart from all of the normal favorites like Ashtray Electric, Thieve and Taxi Violence i discovered some new material. When i walked into Rock Bar looking for a cold drink and a place to sit down i made a happy discovery. Not only did i get my G n T but also an entirely new musical experience. Elliot Loom were playing and it was the most perfect set for the way that i was feeling. Man oh man, these cats were cool. Their set was the perfect balance of positively chilled instrumentals and eerily soulful lyrical moments. The perfect mixture of music to sit down to and rock out to. I never wanted the set to end, my only wish is that i knew more about them, i didn't even get a chance to chat to them after their show. My second coincidental was a mistake of timing. I was headed into Roxy's to see Ashtray Electric play, i happened to be extremely early, my group of natives headed out to Fontana for a late supper, but i stuck around and happened to catch the end of Josie Field's set. Not sure if this is the evil Joburg judger in me but i always thought that she was just pretty and hippy but essentially talentless and cliched. I. was. so. wrong. She is flippen cool. With just her and her acoustic she would have been cool, but coupled with her man on electric, her set was face-melting.  Sort of reggae, but not, classic and groundbreaking, i dont know how she managed it but, she was great. I am a newly turned fan. 

Unusually i found Desmond and the Tutus strangely disorderly and unimpressive. Usually, their unfailing energy and enthusiasm is infectious and unavoidable. When they play you cant help but feel happy and clappy and shiny. This time they just didn't do it for me. The songs were the same and the crowd was largely made up of the same groups of people but Shane and the guys were clearly not feeling it. Their hearts were just not in it. For the first time ever i got the feeling that they believed themselves to be too good for what they were doing. Not cool. The only thing that rescued the show were the unruly crowd-members who managed to get up on stage. A special noddy badge goes out to the guy in the green who made my night with the most epic fail of a stage dive i have ever seen. THANKYOUTHANKYOU. noddy badge to you. 

Apart from Desmonds' fail and the lack of a reliable shuttle to the hard-to-get-to venues, i think that the night of the 27th of March is in undeliable need of a...

noddy badge. nice one. 

thank you Joburg, we burnt you until you were black and awesome. 

Ramfest

Gigs at Emmerencia dam are always chilled, cool and fun. But Ramfest this year was truly one of the fun-nest things that i have done. It wasn't that it was well organized, because it wasn't, they ran out of beer and space, it wasn't because of the people there, because the jock flock seems to have found a new nesting ground in what used to be a field free of pink golf-shirts and loafers. I think that it was the combination of a perfect day and great music.

Parrow and his cap, Die Heuwels and their lyrics, The Narrow and their mosh-pit-of-doom, Lark and their Inge topped off with Pendulum and their laser show that could melt your face off with pure awesomeness!

I find it funny how when these out-doorsy, open gigs come to town, al the crazies and excentrics crawl out of the woodwork. In the core of just one afternoon i saw a transvestite, three mohawks, two topless girls and a man dressed head-to-toe in leopard print. I know that Joburgers have this rep for being judgmental crowd followers but come on! I challenge any Cape Townian to find something actively un-fun about the people at this concert. Everywhere you looked you could find some for of acceptance and freedom. I only wish that what i saw at this concert could be around more often.

This is one of those occasions that i can undeniably and unequivocally say:

Noddy Badge to you, Ramfest. you rocked.